Things we've learned from Jorgen...

Mallory and I wrote some cards for Tina and Kim, and Else and Brian today.  Although we will be signing Jorgen's "Farewell book" soon, we decided to write a letter to him that we'll leave on the table when he drops us off at the airport.  When he gets back home, he'll be able to read this letter that contains a list of everything he has taught us this semester.  Hopefully it'll cheer him up!!  I thought it'd be a funny list to look back on someday, so I wanted it to post it here...

15 lessons we have learned from you this semester:

1.       Do not put an opened can of beer in your purse; you’ll probably break your phone…

2.       From Vanlose St, walk home past the Blockbuster.  Do not take the 25 minute way down Jernbrane Alle

3.       Listen to your directions, you won’t get lost everywhere you go

4.       Sip on Snaps, do not take it like a shot

5.       Do not throw batteries in the trash can, you’ll get arrested and the government might slap you!

6.       How to split a bottle of wine

7.       Drink Royal beer! Tuborg and Carlsburg suck…

8.       How they pee in Greenland

9.       Do not be loud at 4:30am when coming home from party partying

10.   “I’m so full” means “I’m so drunk”

11.   Never ask what the weather will be like, you’ll know tomorrow

12.   Learn how to blame others for your spills at the dinner table

13.   Do not eat like the Polish or burp like the Japanese

14.   If you lose your phone on the way home from party partying, the nice neighbors will return it

15.   And most importantly, you have taught us how to have the best 4 months of our lives